For your enjoyment, a "song" I co-wrote with my friend Chelsea when we were 12.
Ahem... (clearing throat....get ready for it.....)
Are your boogers fat free?
I don't know but probably
They're a quick and yummy snack,
comes in four and six packs
Now your tongue, it can savor
that sweet and salty, sour flavor
Now your teeth and boogers mingle
and your taste buds, they do tingle.
No chips, cookies, or pop tarts,
They're one of God's creative arts.
They can even be a toy
They're bouncy, sticky, full of joy.
Wrap them up, send them away,
or save them for another day.
If life gets to be a bore,
flare them nostrils, and pick some more!
They're good for eating and for play
so let's eat boogers every day!
I know....DISGUSTING!!! Haha.
Contrary to how it seems,
WE DID NOT PICK OUR NOSES AND/OR EAT OUR BOOGERS!
But we thought we were pretty funny.
Oh and yes, there are others.."Toe Jam" and "Ear Wax"
....but I don't think the world is ready yet.