Thursday, March 4, 2010

I floss Daily!!!!



Confession:  
Until Monday, it had been 2 1/2 years since I'd been to the dentist!!! 

 I know... oh the shame.  I've always been so dedicated to my dental hygiene... time just got away!  Don't judge me!   I promise, I do floss and brush daily, but yes, I know, that's not good enough.  And let me tell you, they were very ready to remind me just how horrible it is: my dental hygienist is sadistic!   Oh yes... I'm sure she saw the pain in my eyes as she was jabbing violently cleaning my gums.  I'm sure she noticed how my butt cheeks were clenched in anticipation of each painful stab.   Oh but that didn't stop her!  Oh no!  In fact, I think she quite enjoyed seeing me squirm.  Yes, she was wearing a mask, but underneath that mask I swear I could feel her smirking at me in sheer delight.   When finally I let out a faint whimper, she stopped and said "I know it doesn't feel good, your gums are probably sore."  I nodded pathetically.  "Well," she said quietly, "that's what you get for not coming to the dentist for 2 1/2 years."  

Evil.

Yes... I have one cavity.   She was thrilled to tell me that.

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23 comments:

  1. Hi AShley, new follower following YOU through Friday Follow. Thanks for following my blog!

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  2. New follower of your lovely blog on FF!

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  3. I got a root canal on Tuesday. All because i stayed away from the dentist for way too long.

    never ever leave it that long again!! its not worth it :)

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  4. ur face is so cute.. like an angry patient

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  5. ugh the dentist! this post is so funny though, love the way you write!

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  6. Happy Friday Follow From Organic Girl and Today's Diva :)

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  7. LOL...I loved that story! I loathe the dentist and it has been quite a while since I last visited. Probably due to the fact that the last one I went to was very evil and careless, and while he was filling a cavity kept resting his tool on the side of my face (to which I kept telling him OW and to stop it) I walked out of their looking like the joker. I had a massive burn/cut on the side of my face. Apparently the "why so serious?" line only applied to half of my face. lol. It was a nightmare and hurt like no other! (oh and he overfilled my cavity so when I bit down my teeth didn't touch) Somebody give this guy an award! ;)

    p.s. Awww thanks for putting my button up!! You're the BEST!

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  8. I fear going to my Dentists hyegenist more than I do a root canal. She is brutal!! And I go every six months. *Gave me the shivers just thinking about it*

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  9. Dental hygenists have issues don't they? Thanks so much for the follow and I'm now following back.

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  11. Stopping by from FF, I'm following you now.
    Virginia
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  12. Thanks for visiting - I'm now following back :)

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  14. Hi =)

    I'm now following your blog from Friday Follows.

    I would love for you to come on by and check it out my blog :) On the Brink de la Locura

    Much Luv,
    Karen

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    Nicole

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  17. Your blog is too cute!!!!! I'm now a new follower of yours!! Im excited to follow!! please feel free to head over and check out my blog !! Have a great weekend!

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  18. I found you through "Friday Follow" and decided to follow your blog through Google Friend Connect. I look forward to reading more of your posts. Come and visit us when you get a chance! Happy Blog Hopping! <3

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  19. Hi I just found your blog....super cute! This post made me laugh right out loud! It brought back repressed memories of my EVIL dentist....LOL.....when I was younger she would love to poke and prod and make my whole face red and hurt for days! So traumatic that I am now still scared of the Dentist!! I go but only when I am forced to and I kick and scream the whole way LOL....o.k. not really but I am a big baby about it.....

    This post was funny....and OMG that hygentist lady did sound evil LOL....

    I am now a follower
    Summer ;0)

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  20. Hi, I am your latest follower from FF, you can also follow my blog at www.safehomehappymom.com

    You have an amazing blog here, I will definitely be coming back here.

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  21. Hey just stopping by to say Hi from Friday Follow! Ohh yikes a dentist. I don't want to think about that.

    Happy Follow Friday!

    Tami
    www.heartsmakefamilies.com

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  22. Eh. The dentist. I have to have my wisdom teeth out next month. Definitely NOT excited!

    I'm a little late but I'm your newest follower from Friday Follow. :)

    http://sevinfamily.blogspot.com

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